John or Jen?

So John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston broke up. Who do you think got to keep the weed?

I bet you think John Mayer since it was probably his to begin with. But then you have to realize they were living in her house. So it was probably stashed in her stuff. Her stuff being her couch, her plant, her kitchen knife drawer, her guest bathroom, her swimming pool cabana book shelf and numerous other places.

But probably they had an amicable break up and split it 50-50.

Or what really happened is he thought he packed it, but no way he remembered all the places he left some. So he packed the stuff he knew where it was, but there is still a bag in the pool cabana, in the guest room, on the piano, in the coat closet, in the pantry and under the bed. But hey, it's all good. Puff, puff, pass.