This just in, apparently Michael Phelps has been elevated to the status of male perfection

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/earth/2008/08/18/scisexy118.xml

I was skeptical of this article that states that short women with long legs are the most attractive. Since I'm a tall woman with long legs, I have some reasons to doubt it. But then I remembered that Cotton Candy fits that description, so I'll accept it as scientifically valid.

What I don't understand is how Michael Phelps relates to this at all. He may exhibit the build they are talking about, but damn, they leave very little to the imagination. Whoever wrote this article wants to have his baby, or at the very least, wants them a little taste of Mr. Phelps.

Ok, they do finally get down to the science, but I think someone would rather get down with a certain Olympic swimmer. For those of you that want to know, they key to being attractive is to be symmetrical. So if you can make that happen, you're in. And of course, remember that men like boobies. Science is amazing.

What to do about Evil

"If defeating it means putting it in the pool with Michael Phelps, I say on your mark, Evil!"

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=93697475&sc=emaf